Tighttwat性研究所又名“Hard-on Heaven”，是Cherrypopper博士助理Motormouth小姐那里获取性信息的地方。他们的新客户是无能的Harry Flattout。在性安抚者Thunderfart的帮助下安抚了Ginny Pullertit和害羞的新员工Mary-Ann Lobglob，后者转向路人Sukatiddy船长。Harry因为勾结Cockpul先生的私人秘书兼情人Elaine Ziptitz而被解雇了，Tighttwat博士利用了Harry，据说在确定他的案子的同时真正达到高潮，同时保持处女状态。接下来，当Cherrypopper博士的助手引诱他时，他的机器超负荷了，助手试驾了Harry由此产生的永久勃起，Harry用它来强行剥夺Tighttwat博士的身份，直到她同意。Elaine Ziptitz也是，谁透露最终享受他们的第一次相遇。当老板意识到附加福利的重要性时，Harry被重新聘用。

FBI Special Agent Olivia Dunham, brilliant but formerly institutionalized scientist Walter Bishop and his scheming, reluctant son Peter uncover a deadly mystery involving a series of unbelievable events and realize they may be a part of a larger, more disturbing pattern that blurs the line between science fiction and technology.

A 2000's Romeo and Juliet in small town Ontario, where love does not win, but surviving players grow up to accept themselves as members of the LGBTQ+ community.